Your nervous system called. It would like a word.
The Retreat With No Name
Ubud, Bali.
12 women. 5 nights. Luxury Villa.
13 - 18 September 2026.
In just six days clear a decade of stress so that you come back confident enough to say no and stop being the last person on your own list.
The Retreat With No Name -
Bali 2026
You're exceptional at taking care of everyone else.
It's almost impressive how bad you are at doing it for yourself.
You're the family calendar, the group chat admin, the dog's emotional support human & somehow also meant to be thriving. This retreat is for you.
Release years of stress & tension
Somewhere between the breathwork, the jungle & the women in the room, years of stress finds the exit.
Feel more confident than you thought possible
Come back with the kind of self worth that makes you ask for the pay rise, end the relationship that's draining you, and stop settling for less than you actually deserve.
Have more fun than you've had in a decade.
The kind you stopped making time for years ago. The kind that has nothing to do with anyone else's needs. Turns out that's not indulgent. It's medicine.
There is a chef. He is better at this than you. Let him cook.
If you relate to even one of these, see you in September!
You're constantly exhausted (No shit, sherlock!)
You juggle everyone else's needs.
You're in bed by 9pm but your brain won't turn off so you scroll to relax.
Your husbands heavy breathing shits you to tears.
So much so you've been googling "how much duct tape do I need to stop my husbands' stupid mouth breathing but not accidentally suffocate him."
Your exhaustion is not a personal failure.
It's what happens when you're stretched thin by years of being needed by everyone else -
without any of them asking how you are.
Women have left this retreat and changed their entire lives.
No pressure though.
What's Included
5 nights. Twin Share.
All meals. Day trips. Airport transfers.
Psssst - everything's already done.
No decisions to make.
Nothing to organise.
Accommodation
5 nights, Gaia Retreat Villa
Jungle views, mineralised pool, sauna
Outdoor shower. Yes, it's glorious.
Private or twin share
No Bogan Bali for you!
Meals
Breakfast, lunch & dinner
Ingredients locally sourced
Prepared by onsite chef
No one steals the best bits from your plate
Day Trips
Temple visit
Kecak Fire Dance
Traditional cooking class
Water healing ceremony
All organised. Just show up.
Airport Transfers
Private airport transfers
You land, someone is there.
Nobody is navigating Bali traffic alone at 5am.
Breathwork
Daily breathflows to clear mental noise
Release years of built up stress & tension
Pack your tissues
You'll laugh, you'll cry.
Turns out both are fine.
Nervous System Work
Mindset shifts
Build self trust & resilience
Return home with clarity & confidence
Nervous system been in fight or flight since 2019?
Let's fix that for you.
The Group
Psychologically safe
Small Group (max 12)
Real connection, without the 'wellness wankery'
Don't know anyone?
It's less akward than you think!
Luxury Accommodation
You've been googling "how to stop feeling so exhausted" for three years. Maybe just come to Bali instead.
Itinerary - 3 Day Snapshot
Day 1
Morning: Slow Start + Coffee
Watch the jungle awaken, coffee in hand, chef prepared breakfast
Mid Morning: Breathwork & Mindset
Leave all your stress behind with our first breathwork & mindset session
After Lunch: Free Time
Explore your new surrounds with a stroll into Ubud or laze by the pool with a book
Evening: Dinner & Breathwork
Enjoy excellent conversation (no akwardness here) over dinner & a calming breathflow so your thoughts actually quieten
Day 2
Morning: Cooking Class
Today we visit the local food market & have the most fun learning traditional Balinese cooking.
A wonderful way to connect with the locals.
Afternoon: Free Time to explore (or nap)
You'll probably fall asleep under a tree but please not IN the tree cause flying internationally with a broken leg really sucks.
Evening: Kecak Fire Dance
Beautiful dinner in Ubud + Kecak fire dance
Day 3
Morning: Breathwork & Breakfast
After two nights deep sleep with only the sounds of the jungle to listen to, you wake up feeling refreshed & energized.
Mid Morning: Tirta Empul water ceremony
Holy spring temple, 40 min drive private transfer from Gaia.
After Lunch: Free Time
Visit a traditional healer in Ubud, have a massage or get lost deep in conversation & laughs with your roomie
Evening: Dinner & Early Bed
You readily fall asleep by 8pm, your body is happily tired and your mind is winding down on it's own.
Over six days you'll experience
A huge shift. You won't see it coming.
From short morning flows that reset your stress to longer transformational sessions that move what has been stuck for a decade.
You'll cry. You'll laugh. Both are fine
Actual rest, without the guilt
For the woman who cannot switch off.
Not theory. Not another thing to implement. Practical tools that work. You'll wake up actually feeling ready to start the day instead of sluggish and foggy.
Connection with women who get it
A small group. Psychologically safe. Women from different lives who arrive not knowing each other and leave feeling connected. The kind of conversations that only happen when everyone has quietly agreed to be honest.
Bali does something. Let it.
Jungle. A mineralised pool. A water healing ceremony. The Kecak fire dance at sunset. Balinese cooking with a local chef. A walk into Ubud. None of it requires any decision making or planning - just show up.
Work will always be busy.
Your kids will always need you.
Let me hold your hand when I say this
The 'Right Time.' Is. Not. Coming.
There will always be a reason.
A work thing. A family thing.
A guilt thing shaped suspiciously like everyone else's needs.
And frankly, the people in your life will survive.
They might even surprise you.
Your out of office will survive without you.
Probably.
What Others Say
So much clarity! I realised I am not born to work, I am born to live! So live your life!
I absolutely loved this retreat!
– Abby B
I could see the next stage of life was there for me, but I wanted to fast track my way there.
I now know the best parts of me lie in my ability to trust myself.
– Carol H
"I didn't know anyone & I thought there would be awkward silences. There weren't. Full body emotions. Tears. I was on the phone to my husband trying to explain it.
You have to be there."
– Sammy D
Think you can't leave the kids? Yes, you can.
They have a dad, a grandmother, a neighbour with a spare key & access to UberEats.
They are going to be absolutely okay.
Your kids are resilient
You, on the other hand. Not so much. This is why we are here.
Every day you show your kids
what it looks like to be a woman in this world. Six days in Bali might be the most important lesson you give them.
(Did that last one hurt? It's meant to. Sorry not sorry.)
Twin share
4 spots left
$3997 + gst
5 nights, 6 days twin share room
Private airport transfers
One bathroom per shared room
All meals prepared by onsite chef
Day tours - temple visit or water healing ceremony
Mineralised pool, sauna, cold plunge (Which minerals? No idea. Who cares? You'll be in Bali)
Shitting your pants a little bit at the investment?
Good! Growth is uncomfortable.
FAQ
What’s not included?
Flights to/from Bali, travel insurance, personal shopping, and optional extras (spa add-ons or solo excursions) aren’t included. After your deposit I’ll send a clear breakdown so there are no surprises.
I feel weird cause I don't know anyone
I hear you! I've thoughtfully put things in place to make sure you feel connected with the other women in the group. We can match you with a roommate if you choose a shared room, or you can book a private room (As of May - Private rooms are sold out.)
What happens after I pay?
You’ll receive a confirmation email with an info pack, a tentative schedule, and a short form to share room preference, dietary needs, and movement history. Payment plan details and remaining balance timelines are included too.
What if I can’t make it?
Deposits are non‑refundable because they secure the villa and logistics. In some cases you may transfer your spot to another suitable guest or apply your investment to a future offering. Full policy details are in your info pack.
